Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.
